But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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