just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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