i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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