belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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