her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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