i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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