I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's never too late to be topless.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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