I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
