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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

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  for doing what?

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  for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  and she was petting her beer can

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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• (818): View more from California

  She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  WE ARE DOOMED.

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  And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure

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