Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.

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(315): View more from New York

Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

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(616): View more from Michigan

So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(619): View more from California

We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.

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(916): View more from California

She's not a foreskin expert like you

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(937): View more from Ohio

I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.

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