Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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