Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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