I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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