He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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