I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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