I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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