Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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