Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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