I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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