Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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