sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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