I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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