I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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