Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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