she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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