i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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