I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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