i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Shame - the story of my life.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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