He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
