she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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