i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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