At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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