He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
