Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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