If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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