He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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