I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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