I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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