She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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