Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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