The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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