high people should be assigned attendants
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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