I accidentally had phone sex last night
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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