I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this boner is exhausting
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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