oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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