I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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