yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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