i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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