how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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