quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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