my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You ruined the universe
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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