Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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