Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover