Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange