I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants