IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
NoShamevember. You game?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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