dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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