I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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