btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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