Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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