How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
